First let’s start by saying how important it is to keep a slut bag. In your car, tied to your bike, on your shoulder, attached to your dog, or in your fanny pack. Pretty much what I’m getting at is to always have it with you because you never know when you’ll need something on an excursion. Depending on how big of a slut you are depends on the size of bag that will be required. Lets face it mine is a duffle bag. You can have something smaller, but if you are reading this get a duffle. As for choosing what should and should not be included can be hard(no pun intended). Especially for people like me who think they need their entire room. The obvious of course being a toothbrush, extra underwear(preferably nice ones), and emergency makeup (concealer, mascara, Bronzer if you’re pale), but you could make things a lot more fun with the right slut bag.If you’re and adventurist(like myself) sometimes it’s fun to bring random things along with you. Either to make them run for the hills or to completely blow their mind.

Again if you’re like me and you stay at a location for a day or two you’re going need a change of clothes. Something you can go somewhere in or lounge around in. You hopefully will not need sleep clothes. If you do need sleep clothes you aren’t the slut you think you are and you should go home because you fail at life. This cross outfit can be something like jean or colored shorts, and a cute top that won’t wrinkle. Or one that can be easily thrown in the dryer(if the guy you are shacking with has one). Mine seem to never have them(that’s a story for another day) Another good idea is to keep a pair of flip flops. You probably don’t want to be stuck wearing your heals the entire time. Unless that is all you are wearing for the remainder of your time together.

Next its always smart ladies to bring a condom with you. Again, if you re someone like me who likes a little difference in her men bring a normal size and maybe an XL size. Just put one or two in your bag. It’s always better to be a safe than horny without a rubber. Don’t worry about what the guy will think because you will most likely only see for the next couple hours, two days at most.

It’s also good to possibly have a surprise. You don’t want too much to scare him off, which means don’t want to have a grab bag of sexual toys. So leave those big vibrators in your drawer(or under your pillow). A good idea would possibly bring a silver bullet. If you are feeling a little more creative, bring a cock ring, vibrating tongue ring. Trust me he will love it as much as you do.

Now this is something that most people forget. You’re going to a guy’s house, and if it’s one of my guys, he will not have toilet paper. We all know what happens down south and to the rear after a night of drinking and bad decisions. Bring along a small thing of baby wipes. You can use them as ass wipes or face wipes. Not at the same time please. I almost made that mistake once(oops). Have a little mascara under your eye in the morning? No problem, grab a wipe. Need to take a whores bath? No problem, grab a wipe. Got a dingle berry? No problem, grab a wipe. There are so many uses from such a simple invention.

Last is a cell phone charger. Ladies, you do not want to get caught in the 9th ward with a dead cell phone. That’s how you end up running “The 9th Ward Dash.” Being stuck at a dudes house, apartment, trailer, or grandmas shack, will set in real quick when your phone is dead. My men only have go phone chargers, so needless to say, I always bring a spare one. I just hope he paid his electric bill….

So here is a check list.

Things to bring:
Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Emergency make-up

Extra underwear

Casual shorts

Casual wrinkle free shirt

Casual flip-flops

CONDOMS (multiple sizes)

A cock ring

A vibrating tongue ring

Baby wipes

Charger

and maybe a snack just in case

Things to leave at home:

Jeans

Your full make-up bag

your giant dildo

Your dog

Your dignity

Your roommate

Drugs

Hair dryer

bobby pins

Glitter

Daddy issues (actually that may help you get laid and out the door by 7am if you have work)

The pizza cat app