Dear Lusty

I have recently acquired a friends with benefits. We usually go have a few drinks and go back to her place. When we go into her bedroom her 3 dogs just sit there and watch. Sometimes all the dogs start humping their own stuffed animals. Tonight I tried to close the door before they could come in and she said that she likes when they watch.

sincerely,

Doggie Style

Dear Doggie Style,

Well at least you know why she’s single. My advice would be maybe bring her to your place if you need freedom from the zoo. I hope you don’t have any animals. On a creepy note some people in some countries may also consider this to be an orgy.

Dear Lusty