My mom sent me the following text this morning? Should I laugh or bring some random chic I meet at the Texas Club this weekend?
Thanks to being single
Dear My Mom’s not funny
Have you heard of tinder? If not, you should get out from under that rock you are under. Although, you could bring home a friend from a local homeless shelter. We will call this person …. JoAnn. JoAnn will probably steal all your mom’s jewelry and drink all of the booze out of your Dad’s liquor cabinet. If JoAnn isn’t that kind of person than give her twenty bucks to be that person for the evening. This Thanksgiving would be so bad that your family will never ask you , “Why you are single?” again.