What to have in your slut bag (overnight bags are for prudes)

First let’s start by saying how important it is to keep a slut bag. In your car, tied to your bike, on your shoulder, attached to your dog, or in your fanny pack. Pretty much what I’m getting at is to always have it with you because you never know when you’ll need something on …

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Volleyfail

VolleyFail   I’ve been putting a lot of thought into what I would wish for if I had one lusty wish, because I have tons of time to do that between working, drinking, and just being a bitch all the time. Genies are cropping up everywhere nowadays. Considering my volleyball teams epic fail of an …

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To date or not to date….is that a question?

Have you ever been on a date that was so bad you thought to yourself, “What did I do to deserve this?” Or ever had the thought, “should I drop a twenty, and leave when she goes to the restroom?” I mean am I an asshole for thinking this? (Clearly, I know I’m not but …

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Drip Drip Drip

Pretty recently, I started seeing this new guy (yeah, yeah add one more to the list). We’ll call him Mister. I take that back. Let’s call him Mister P. One night, a few weekends ago, Mr. P and I decided to go to a bar downtown.  It was harmless, 20-something fun: a typical casual date. Let’s …

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