Dear Sleepless in sour cream

Dear Lusty, Thank you for making this site I really appreciate all the wonderful tips by all of the lusty team. I enjoy the readings as it has helped me through this tumultuous time of dating. I have a question and I hope the experts can help me out on this. Recently, I went on …

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Dear Matched and confused

Dear Lusty, I’m currently on the application Tinder and I have matched with this guy Steve.  I have accidently discovered where he works through social media. I have been innocently following him on his lunch hour and noticed that he has been going to lunch with people of the opposite sex.  Are these tinder dates or  coworkers?  Should …

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Lusty moments at pump 7

When a person is looking for a job at what point do they realize that I may have to go work at a gas station. I wonder what the interview process is like. Where do you go for the interview? Is the interview hosted at pump 7? How does one answer the question when you …

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Worst Date Ever

Have you ever woken up in the morning and thought that today will be the greatest day ever? No. No one thinks that. Ever.  Everyone basically wakes up and goes to their god awful job so you can afford to buy beers, shots and late night Taco Bell. Please don’t tell my therapist about that …

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To Share or Not To Share

  We’ve all been there. You leave the bar/party/concert/whatever strange thing you do on the weekends and you end up at someone else’s house for the night. No big deal, except you forgot to pack your slut bag. (For any new Lusty readers, head on over to What to Pack in Your Slut Bag for …

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9th Ward Dash

We’ve all woken up to those places thinking, “What did I do last night? What is that smell? And why is someone’s grandmother sleeping on the floor next to a giant dildo?!?” Growing up in a small town where a boy scout camp was your backyard, one doesn’t ever really think they will be running through …

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Lusty Halloween

Greetings Lusty Readers! October is finally here!   The Yahoo hot topic of the day: Halloween safety, of course. More specifically, keeping your kiddies safe from pedophiles and child molesters while they run about trick-or-treating. The new rule? If you are a registered sex offender (cough cough, most of my friends), you may not leave your …

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Where do you want it?

You and your buddies go out for a night of raging with one goal in mind: Find some dirty slutbuggy that you’ll be able to seduce with a couple of vodka/cranberries, followed up with a dessert of Plucker’s Mac ‘n Cheese. For a couple of shitty $4 Skol/Cran (you tell her its Goose; she’ll never …

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Lusty Dating

It was recently brought to my attention that majority of my good friends are members of the new up and coming dating app Tinder. Aha! With technology like it is today, you’re only a swipe away from a real connection. Psh. Listen, –if you didn’t find love in the past 25 years of your life, …

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Lusty Trends

A new up-and-coming “beauty trend” has hit the market recently, and I am perplexed by it to say the very, very least. This new fad? “Vajazzling.” Not sure what that word means? Remember when we learned conjoining root words back in elementary? Well, here’s a hint: the root words are “vagina” and “bedazzling.” Yup. Beautician …

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