Dear Lusty,

I have been talking to this guy from an online dating site. We have exchanged some pictures that were a tiny bit X rated. I didn’t see this as a problem until this morning when he showed up to work as our new accountant.

Scared Naked

 

Dear Scared Naked,

This is an interesting scenario you have on your hands. You probably have a clause in your employee manual saying that you are not allowed to date coworkers.  My best advice would be to ask him if he has a twin brother.  My other thought would be to walk in to his office , close the door, and just unleash your breast as a welcome to the company.

Sincerely,

Dear Lusty