I have been talking to this guy from an online dating site. We have exchanged some pictures that were a tiny bit X rated. I didn’t see this as a problem until this morning when he showed up to work as our new accountant.
Dear Scared Naked,
This is an interesting scenario you have on your hands. You probably have a clause in your employee manual saying that you are not allowed to date coworkers. My best advice would be to ask him if he has a twin brother. My other thought would be to walk in to his office , close the door, and just unleash your breast as a welcome to the company.