Dear Lusty L,

I’ve been dating this girl for 3 months now. The sex is horrible and she is the worst kisser in the world.  Which I really don’t understand because she has told me stories about her college days.    Although she comes over once a week, does my laundry, dishes,  and cleans my house.  I want to break up with her but she does such a good job.  What should I do?


I’ve turned a ho into a housewife


Dear I turned a ho into a housewife,

This is a tough decision because sex is a major part of a relationship, but who wants a dirty house. Maybe you could bring her to a sex seminar or you could start leaving 25 bucks on the table with a thank you card saying, “see you next week.”

Lusty L