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Lusty Halloween

Greetings Lusty Readers! October is finally here!   The Yahoo hot topic of the day: Halloween safety, of course. More specifically, keeping your kiddies safe from pedophiles and child molesters while they run about trick-or-treating. The new rule? If you are a registered sex offender (cough cough, most of my friends), you may not leave your …

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Where do you want it?

You and your buddies go out for a night of raging with one goal in mind: Find some dirty slutbuggy that you’ll be able to seduce with a couple of vodka/cranberries, followed up with a dessert of Plucker’s Mac ‘n Cheese. For a couple of shitty $4 Skol/Cran (you tell her its Goose; she’ll never …

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Lusty Dating

It was recently brought to my attention that majority of my good friends are members of the new up and coming dating app Tinder. Aha! With technology like it is today, you’re only a swipe away from a real connection. Psh. Listen, –if you didn’t find love in the past 25 years of your life, …

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Lusty Trends

A new up-and-coming “beauty trend” has hit the market recently, and I am perplexed by it to say the very, very least. This new fad? “Vajazzling.” Not sure what that word means? Remember when we learned conjoining root words back in elementary? Well, here’s a hint: the root words are “vagina” and “bedazzling.” Yup. Beautician …

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