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It’s a Lusty Christmas after all

Listen everyone. I know you probably started to think that I had died or lost interest in writing or got into a horrific car accident damaging my brain so badly that I lost the ability to read, write, or eat solid foods, but I didn’t. The truth is….I’ve just been a lazy piece of shit. …

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Thanks to being single

Dear Lusty, My mom sent me the following text this morning?  Should I laugh or bring some random chic I meet at the Texas Club this weekend? Sincerely, Thanks to being single   Dear My Mom’s not funny Have you heard of tinder? If not, you should get out from under that rock you are …

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Dear Desperate and Alone

Dear Lusty, I’m a 25 year old single girl who hasn’t had much luck with guys lately. The last date I went on that I would even consider halfway successful involved me meeting a homeless guy at the interstate off ramp. I’ve recently been thinking about attending a speed dating event. It sounds like a …

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Dear Scared Naked

Dear Lusty, I have been talking to this guy from an online dating site. We have exchanged some pictures that were a tiny bit X rated. I didn’t see this as a problem until this morning when he showed up to work as our new accountant. Scared Naked   Dear Scared Naked, This is an …

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Dear Housewife

Dear Lusty L, I’ve been dating this girl for 3 months now. The sex is horrible and she is the worst kisser in the world.  Which I really don’t understand because she has told me stories about her college days.    Although she comes over once a week, does my laundry, dishes,  and cleans my …

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Dear Dazed and Confused

Dear Lusty, In my most recent tinder match they had the same three girls in all three pictures. One was unattractive (sorry not sorry) and the other two were gorgeous.  How do I delicately figure out who my match really is?   Yours truly, Dazed and Confused   Good Morning Dazed My advice would be …

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Dear Sleepless in sour cream

Dear Lusty, Thank you for making this site I really appreciate all the wonderful tips by all of the lusty team. I enjoy the readings as it has helped me through this tumultuous time of dating. I have a question and I hope the experts can help me out on this. Recently, I went on …

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To Share or Not To Share

  We’ve all been there. You leave the bar/party/concert/whatever strange thing you do on the weekends and you end up at someone else’s house for the night. No big deal, except you forgot to pack your slut bag. (For any new Lusty readers, head on over to What to Pack in Your Slut Bag for …

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9th Ward Dash

We’ve all woken up to those places thinking, “What did I do last night? What is that smell? And why is someone’s grandmother sleeping on the floor next to a giant dildo?!?” Growing up in a small town where a boy scout camp was your backyard, one doesn’t ever really think they will be running through …

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