Sour Cream Archive

The Animal Kingdom

Dear Lusty I have recently acquired a friends with benefits. We usually go have a few drinks and go back to her place. When we go into her bedroom her 3 dogs just sit there and watch. Sometimes all the dogs start humping their own stuffed animals. Tonight I tried to close the door before …

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Sex

What’s your most awkward sexual experience

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Dear Bleeding and burning

Dear DearLusty, I keep getting chlamydia from this girl that I have been seeing on and off for a year now. Should I tell her that she has it?  What should I do? Sincerely, Bleeding and burning   Dear Bleeding and burning, At least it’s not herpes…..the end.   Yours truly, DearLusty

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Dear Desperate and Alone

Dear Lusty, I’m a 25 year old single girl who hasn’t had much luck with guys lately. The last date I went on that I would even consider halfway successful involved me meeting a homeless guy at the interstate off ramp. I’ve recently been thinking about attending a speed dating event. It sounds like a …

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9th Ward Dash

We’ve all woken up to those places thinking, “What did I do last night? What is that smell? And why is someone’s grandmother sleeping on the floor next to a giant dildo?!?” Growing up in a small town where a boy scout camp was your backyard, one doesn’t ever really think they will be running through …

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What to have in your slut bag (overnight bags are for prudes)

First let’s start by saying how important it is to keep a slut bag. In your car, tied to your bike, on your shoulder, attached to your dog, or in your fanny pack. Pretty much what I’m getting at is to always have it with you because you never know when you’ll need something on …

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Drip Drip Drip

Pretty recently, I started seeing this new guy (yeah, yeah add one more to the list). We’ll call him Mister. I take that back. Let’s call him Mister P. One night, a few weekends ago, Mr. P and I decided to go to a bar downtown.  It was harmless, 20-something fun: a typical casual date. Let’s …

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