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Lusty living

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Sex

What’s your most awkward sexual experience

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It’s a Lusty Christmas after all

Listen everyone. I know you probably started to think that I had died or lost interest in writing or got into a horrific car accident damaging my brain so badly that I lost the ability to read, write, or eat solid foods, but I didn’t. The truth is….I’ve just been a lazy piece of shit. …

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Lusty moments at pump 7

When a person is looking for a job at what point do they realize that I may have to go work at a gas station. I wonder what the interview process is like. Where do you go for the interview? Is the interview hosted at pump 7? How does one answer the question when you …

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Worst Date Ever

Have you ever woken up in the morning and thought that today will be the greatest day ever? No. No one thinks that. Ever.  Everyone basically wakes up and goes to their god awful job so you can afford to buy beers, shots and late night Taco Bell. Please don’t tell my therapist about that …

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To date or not to date….is that a question?

Have you ever been on a date that was so bad you thought to yourself, “What did I do to deserve this?” Or ever had the thought, “should I drop a twenty, and leave when she goes to the restroom?” I mean am I an asshole for thinking this? (Clearly, I know I’m not but …

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