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9th Ward Dash

We’ve all woken up to those places thinking, “What did I do last night? What is that smell? And why is someone’s grandmother sleeping on the floor next to a giant dildo?!?” Growing up in a small town where a boy scout camp was your backyard, one doesn’t ever really think they will be running through …

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What to have in your slut bag (overnight bags are for prudes)

First let’s start by saying how important it is to keep a slut bag. In your car, tied to your bike, on your shoulder, attached to your dog, or in your fanny pack. Pretty much what I’m getting at is to always have it with you because you never know when you’ll need something on …

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Drip Drip Drip

Pretty recently, I started seeing this new guy (yeah, yeah add one more to the list). We’ll call him Mister. I take that back. Let’s call him Mister P. One night, a few weekends ago, Mr. P and I decided to go to a bar downtown.  It was harmless, 20-something fun: a typical casual date. Let’s …

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