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The Animal Kingdom

Dear Lusty I have recently acquired a friends with benefits. We usually go have a few drinks and go back to her place. When we go into her bedroom her 3 dogs just sit there and watch. Sometimes all the dogs start humping their own stuffed animals. Tonight I tried to close the door before …

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Thanks to being single

Dear Lusty, My mom sent me the following text this morning?  Should I laugh or bring some random chic I meet at the Texas Club this weekend? Sincerely, Thanks to being single   Dear My Mom’s not funny Have you heard of tinder? If not, you should get out from under that rock you are …

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Dear Bleeding and burning

Dear DearLusty, I keep getting chlamydia from this girl that I have been seeing on and off for a year now. Should I tell her that she has it?  What should I do? Sincerely, Bleeding and burning   Dear Bleeding and burning, At least it’s not herpes…..the end.   Yours truly, DearLusty

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Dear Desperate and Alone

Dear Lusty, I’m a 25 year old single girl who hasn’t had much luck with guys lately. The last date I went on that I would even consider halfway successful involved me meeting a homeless guy at the interstate off ramp. I’ve recently been thinking about attending a speed dating event. It sounds like a …

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Dear Scared Naked

Dear Lusty, I have been talking to this guy from an online dating site. We have exchanged some pictures that were a tiny bit X rated. I didn’t see this as a problem until this morning when he showed up to work as our new accountant. Scared Naked   Dear Scared Naked, This is an …

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Dear Housewife

Dear Lusty L, I’ve been dating this girl for 3 months now. The sex is horrible and she is the worst kisser in the world.  Which I really don’t understand because she has told me stories about her college days.    Although she comes over once a week, does my laundry, dishes,  and cleans my …

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Dear Dazed and Confused

Dear Lusty, In my most recent tinder match they had the same three girls in all three pictures. One was unattractive (sorry not sorry) and the other two were gorgeous.  How do I delicately figure out who my match really is?   Yours truly, Dazed and Confused   Good Morning Dazed My advice would be …

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Dear Sleepless in sour cream

Dear Lusty, Thank you for making this site I really appreciate all the wonderful tips by all of the lusty team. I enjoy the readings as it has helped me through this tumultuous time of dating. I have a question and I hope the experts can help me out on this. Recently, I went on …

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Dear Matched and confused

Dear Lusty, I’m currently on the application Tinder and I have matched with this guy Steve.  I have accidently discovered where he works through social media. I have been innocently following him on his lunch hour and noticed that he has been going to lunch with people of the opposite sex.  Are these tinder dates or  coworkers?  Should …

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